When mine car doth breaks, my friends and I will seek out the lady Death to undo whatever we must to make things right. For that, we will need an army. I shalt ask thee to gather and join me in battle… All of us. For no one of us could smash this Nissan Micra alone. Or to put it another way, some dude gets the Hammer of Thor and smites his automobile verily.
Coming next, dude dressed as Iron Man shoots up his own house with scratch-built rocket launcher arm.