Doctor Who fans must be punished with new Doctor Who companion.

April 22, 2016 | By | Reply More

The next Doctor Who companion will be revealed exclusively live on BBC One tomorrow (Saturday 23rd April 2016) in half-time of the FA Cup semi-final MOTD Live: Everton v Manchester United.

The Dr Who spokesperson for the BBC, Miss Tamers, noted that displaying the reveal during a mid-time for the fans’ much loathed sport of football was the BBC’s way of punishing Whovian fans.

“Anyone who worships that floppy frock-coated Gallifreyan rogue and do-gooder deserved to be spanked,’ said Miss Tamers. ‘Placing this reveal in the middle of a football match is the BBC’s way of displaying total contempt for those filthy Whovian geeks. Hopefully, it’ll trigger some painful flashbacks back to the time when they were lined up against a sports hall wall and were last to be picked for the team, with both captains arguing that they didn’t want the clumsy fool on their side. Yes, that’ll teach the dogs.’

The match will kick-off at 5:15pm on BBC One, for anyone who wants to see two packs of young spoiled multi-millionaires kick around a dead pigs’ bladder between each other.

Doctor Who fans must be punished with new Doctor Who companion.

Doctor Who fans must be punished with new Doctor Who companion.

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