Dino-bike for sale, non-lethal.

July 9, 2015 | By | Reply More

Here’s a ride for you if you have a spare $2000 to blow – a dino-bike, custom of course, on sale via that bastion of free trade, Craiglist.

Here’s what the owner has to say about this ‘opportunity’.

Presenting your chance to be the proud owner of the only dinosaur skeleton that has been reanimated through the mysteries of science and technology. She is a beautiful fossilized juvenile Tyrannosaurus Rex who now consents for me to harness and ride her in parades and other special events. She’s a bit difficult to handle, but she’s never attacked anyone in the crowds that form whenever I take her out of the warehouse where she lives. (unlike her cousin from Jurassic Park) I laboured for many months on this act of creation but now find that I’m not the right rider for this beautiful creature.  This wonderful ridable dinosaur, this fulfilment of my childhood dreams, needs to go to someone who likes being the centre of attention, likes making the news whenever they’re out in public, and likes inspiring joy and wonder in the faces of children. I’m just a quiet engineer and bicycle fabricator and am not interested in celebrity.

Dino-bike for sale, non-lethal.

Dino-bike for sale, non-lethal.

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Colonel Frog is a long time science fiction and fantasy fan. He loves reading novels in the field, and he also enjoys watching movies (as well as reading lots of other genre books).

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